A trucker who has been out on the road for two
months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks
straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money
you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’,
I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
Above is the worlds oldest hooker at 85.